Rock Out with Your Cock Out has a New Meaning
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Tired of planning your romantic evening around a little blue pill? At first we were grateful to be back in the saddle again. But after 15 years, that saddle is rocking only when it wants to. How about when we want to? There is good news on the way.
A new way
Now we can be more spontaneous. Instead of planning around a four hour window that never closes, we can go back to the old way. How? By taking your cock out and giving it some shock treatment. A simple weekly treatment of sound waves to your penis has shown to stimulate blood vessel growth which encourages the blood flow to your cock. When you want to be stimulated. It is called extra-corporeal shock wave therapy or ESWT for short.
Where did this come from?
This originally came from a procedure called lithotripsy. That is a fancy word for when the surgeon would use sound waves to break up those extra large kidney stones so your body would not have to pass them naturally. Imagine giving birth to an elephant. If you are a man, imagine pooping a bowling ball.
Any side effects?
The good news…here are the side effects it doesn’t have: headaches, dizziness, nasal congestion and sudden hearing loss. These are all side effects reported by men using Viagra and similar medications. Not only are you not on the clock with your cock out, you don’t have any of the distractions either. Now you can actually enjoy yourself. Oh, and like most drugs on the market, do not operate heavy Jack Rabbits while under the influence.
Does it work?
They did your normal study group. The one where half of the men took a placebo. In this study, the half receiving the sound waves increased their natural abilities of getting their cock out and up by 59 percent. The others? Only 9 percent. There is a definitive advantage to NOT being in the placebo group. Can you guess what group the woman in the photo’s boyfriend belonged to?
OK, what is the down side to this?
It is not for everyone. It is not for pregnant women. Not to be used on open sores. If you have a heart condition or seizures, you should avoid this procedure. Also, do not use if you have neuropathy or hypersensitivity in the affected area. Complications could be increased pain or sensitivity. You should always consult with your physician before deciding one way or another. If you and your doctor do decide to undergo the procedure, you will likely take it easy for a couple of weeks while you recuperate.
What are you waiting for? Whip your cock out and give it a try.
