10 Ways to Know You’re in a Mariachi Band

 1. You wear a huge sombrero.

2. You take siestas during the day and play birthday parties at night.

3. Your diet contains only of chili rellenos and bean burritos.

4. You know Mariachi Vargas and Mariachi Sol de Mexico are the most influential mariachi bands out there.

5. Your band plays in churches, military bases, museums, theaters, rallies, universities, TV, radio, and birthday parties.

6. Everybody in the band has a mustache.

7. You drink 2 beers and 7 shots of tequila every show.

8. Your band is booked on Cinco De Mayo until 2035.

 9. Your band has 8 violins, 2 trumpets, a guitarrón, a vihuela, and at least 1 guitar.

10. Plain and simple, you are just badass.

Are there any telltale signs we missed? Let us know in the comments below!



Cody Klewin
Cody Klewin
Cody Klewin is the owner of Article Cats, as well as one of its contributing authors. Cody spends his time concocting insane ideas for weird articles and hiding under a desk when the hate-mail flies in. He enjoys Legos, the Tourettes Guy, and also enjoys dressing up like Skeletor while stalking people on golf courses or ice-skating rinks.