1. You wear a huge sombrero.
2. You take siestas during the day and play birthday parties at night.
3. Your diet contains only of chili rellenos and bean burritos.
4. You know Mariachi Vargas and Mariachi Sol de Mexico are the most influential mariachi bands out there.
5. Your band plays in churches, military bases, museums, theaters, rallies, universities, TV, radio, and birthday parties.
6. Everybody in the band has a mustache.
7. You drink 2 beers and 7 shots of tequila every show.
8. Your band is booked on Cinco De Mayo until 2035.
9. Your band has 8 violins, 2 trumpets, a guitarrón, a vihuela, and at least 1 guitar.
10. Plain and simple, you are just badass.
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