If Nick Offerman were to be offered a penny for his thoughts, he’d be a billionaire by sundown. When interviewed recently to spew forth his observational genius, Nick took it to another level and poured out some heavy existential sh*t upon the audience. Things get real deep. Someone should hurry up and get this man a Nobel Peace Prize before he gets robbed by some Swede who thinks he solved the mystery of the universe with another stupid science project. Men like Nick Offerman are who we should celebrate in this world – not some dude who discovers invisible particles.

Listen to his thoughts below, and see what we mean:


And if you’re still in doubt about his genius, just stare at this photo below and recognize his true existential depth as a human:




Cody Klewin
Cody Klewin
Cody Klewin is the owner of Article Cats, as well as one of its contributing authors. Cody spends his time concocting insane ideas for weird articles and hiding under a desk when the hate-mail flies in. He enjoys Legos, the Tourettes Guy, and also enjoys dressing up like Skeletor while stalking people on golf courses or ice-skating rinks.