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What the Hell is My Cat Saying

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Cats can be some very vocal little beings. Unfortunately there is no quick-to-learn course available in cat language, but we here at Article Cats feel there is depth to those meows and have done a little research to try and help you connect on a deeper level with your favorite feline. Behold…..

The Article Cats Kitty Video Dictionary!

Meow

Translation: Hey

Purrrrrr

Translation: Keep that backrub going or the claws will come out

Murmur

Translation: Petting is needed or I’ll take out your best curtains

Growl or Hiss

Translation: I F*&#ing told you don’t stop rubbing my back!

Screech

Translation: And now I eat your face!

Chatter

Translation: I will kill it. I will eat it. I want it!

Howl

Translation: What the shit is going on here or the possible I need to get laid.

Moan

Translation: It’s about time you gave me what I wanted.

And last but not least…

Translation: I don’t need you to translate. I F*&#ing said NO!

 

What other cat translations do you know?

 

 

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Audrey Sparks
Audrey Sparks
Born in Nebraska I've wandered the lands looking for fun, excitement, and good people. I've found them all here at Article Cats. A young journalist I've found my niche to be feature writing with my own personal flair. A seasoned non-fiction writer and poet, I seem to always find a story worth putting pen to paper. I look forward to sharing my viewpoints with those willing to read them and being open to the opinions of others! Cheers to many happy words!