Got a Trekkie in your life? Are you the Trekkie? Here are 30 awesome, hilarious Star Trek items circling around online. Prepare yourself for Tribble stuffed plushies, DIY “Bake It So” oven mitts, an Enterprise blowup pool float. Resistance is futile to highly illogical items.
Klingon ridges look like mountains. Naturally there’s a mashup of Joy Division’s “Pleasures” album and Worf.
Ah, the musky smell of insane lust.
Read emotions at Betazoid level, become an (oh so pleasant) all-powerful being of the universe as Q, or assimilate all knowledge and grow machine parts as a Borg. #Goals
Channel the Greek God Hermes and Spock all at once!
For when you want to live life on the edge.
Speaking of Redshirts, here’s a game where you determine their fate.
May your business prosper.
Clean me up, Scotty!
Get distracted every time you write!
Because even your pet is a Star Trek fan.
This fridge only wishes to raise the quality of life for all species.
You could have a puppet show when you’re waiting around!
It’ll be your Numb’a One.
These also beg for you to wear them at sporting events someone dragged you to.
Be honest: would you use this as a plush pet or as a toupee?
Float around in water space.
Make every phone call logical.
Perfect for your Star Trek cupcake parties.
Fans will think it’s badass and others will think it’s avant-garde: win-win.
With Neelix on the cover, was this made as a gag-gift?
Engage with communicator nipples.
By the honorable Wil’yam Shex’pir.
Add a red LED to that sucker and really freak people out.
Meld with your beer.
Statue and cookie jar?!
In this parody of “Dick and Jane” books, they “go boldly.”
Who knew Star Trek could be so cute?
This could be — perhaps — the most — personal gift to — someone or — yourself.