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This dune buggy will get you high! It actually flies. Bad drivers. Traffic jams. Annoying pedestrians. Don’t you wish you could just leave all the stupid sons of b*tches behind and take to the skies? Well, now you can.
For real, son. It’s not a joke. They promised us jet packs by now, but this will do for the time being. The future is freaking here!!!
The Parajet SkyRunner is essentially a flying dune buggy. It ain’t the Jetsons, but it beats the hell out of sitting in bumper to bumper traffic or driving around some stupid hill when you can just f**king fly over it!
You can take it off road, on all kinds of dirt roads. You take on moguls like a boss. You can take it to work; you can take it your mother’s. You can take it anywhere you please because — guess what — this car FLIES, fool!
It can go from 0 to 60 mph in about four seconds and has a top speed of 115 mph. When you’re ready to take flight, just let out the parachute and around 35mph you will have lift off. When flying you can get a top speed of 55 mph and a cruise distance of 200 nautical miles. It can go as high as 15,000 feet, but you can’t go over 10,000 feet without a light sport pilot license, whatever that is.
But who cares? You’re flying.
So instead of getting aggravated about having to drive in traffic, get a flying car and jam off like Batman or James Bond do.
Cody Klewin is the owner of Article Cats, as well as one of its contributing authors. Cody spends his time concocting insane ideas for weird articles and hiding under a desk when the hate-mail flies in. He enjoys Legos, the Tourettes Guy, and also enjoys dressing up like Skeletor while stalking people on golf courses or ice-skating rinks.