This dune buggy will get you high! It actually flies. Bad drivers. Traffic jams. Annoying pedestrians. Don’t you wish you could just leave all the stupid sons of b*tches behind and take to the skies? Well, now you can.
For real, son. It’s not a joke. They promised us jet packs by now, but this will do for the time being. The future is freaking here!!!
The Parajet SkyRunner is essentially a flying dune buggy. It ain’t the Jetsons, but it beats the hell out of sitting in bumper to bumper traffic or driving around some stupid hill when you can just f**king fly over it!
You can take it off road, on all kinds of dirt roads. You take on moguls like a boss. You can take it to work; you can take it your mother’s. You can take it anywhere you please because — guess what — this car FLIES, fool!
It can go from 0 to 60 mph in about four seconds and has a top speed of 115 mph. When you’re ready to take flight, just let out the parachute and around 35mph you will have lift off. When flying you can get a top speed of 55 mph and a cruise distance of 200 nautical miles. It can go as high as 15,000 feet, but you can’t go over 10,000 feet without a light sport pilot license, whatever that is.
But who cares? You’re flying.
So instead of getting aggravated about having to drive in traffic, get a flying car and jam off like Batman or James Bond do.