Let’s face it, sex is fun! Add in an element of nature, and sex becomes a whole lot more fun. But before you go tramping off into the woods with your partner, take a quick look at these five lessons in outdoor sex.

The elements rock, except when they don’t. One of the things that make outdoor sex so fun is exposure to the elements. The hot sun on your bare skin, the soft grass beneath your back, the pesky mosquitoes buzzing in your ear. Yes the elements are fun, but they can also be a pain in the ass. When you’re having sex outside, be prepared for anything nature brings, both the sexy things and the not so sexy. Sunburn, bug bites, and sand in uncomfortable places can all take sex from fun to non-so-fun quicker than you think.

There are endless possibilities. Although the beach is a great place to have sex, there are so many other places to enjoy outdoor sex. Woods provide an exciting place to romp. So does the backyard, a park, the rooftop, and a fire escape. Think outside the box and suddenly you’ll start seeing sex spots pop up all over the place.

If you do the crime… Part of the excitement of having sex outdoors is the risk of getting caught. But before you to get it on outside, you should know that sex outside is—pretty much—illegal. Although some police officers may let you go with a warning, it is possible to get charged with indecent exposure, public lewdness, or gross indecency.

Be quick. Although most of them time, people are encouraged to take their time and enjoy sex, when you’re doing it outdoors quicker is better. While you may have a little bit of exhibitionist in you, it’s not much fun to be caught with your pants down. No matter if it’s your neighbor, your roommate, or the cops, it’s always a little embarrassing. If it takes your girl a while to get there, give her some play on your way to your secret spot and make sure she’s ready once it’s time to get to business.

Make it easy. Because you want your outdoor sex to be quick and unnoticeable, there are a few things you can do make it easier. If you’re somewhere secluded, bring a blanket. It saves you from sticks and thorns and even the occasional colony of ground ants. Another way to make sex outside easy is to wear a short skirt. It makes it so you don’t have to take jeans and panties off, but instead can keep your clothes on in case you need to get dressed in a hurry.

Sex outdoors can be fun and exhilarating and it can add some spice to keep things different. That being said, it’s important to be safe and you don’t want to end up with your name in the paper for indecent exposure. Keep these lessons in mind next time you decide to get it on outdoors.


What about you, do you have any tips for outdoor sex? If so, put them in the comments!

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Molly Carter
Molly Carter
Molly is a freelance writer who talks about everything and anything from addiction, to sex. to skinning a deer. You can find her at MollyCarterWriter.com, or Facebook.