Weird Things That Make You Horny
Weird Things That Make You Horny
What makes you horny? Come on. You can tell me. I’ve heard it all. I’ve seen all of the lists of food. I’ve heard about car crashes. Been there. Done that. Don’t believe me? Here’s some I bet you’ve never heard of. Or maybe you have and you’re just not tellin’.
Celery
OK, this one didn’t surprise me…until I found out why this makes you horny. At first, I thought it would be along the lines of a cucumber but this has nothing to do with the shape of things to cum. It all has to do with androsterone. By the name, it is obviously a hormone. This one is not only in celery but also in men’s sweat. Yeah, men perspiring really turns a woman on. Next time I see a woman sitting alone and munching wistfully on a stalk of celery, I know why she is really chowing down. And it is not because she is on a diet. By the way, English Cucumbers are the best…according to my lady friends.
Knismolagnia
How can something that sounds boring actually mean another way to make you horny? Because science always has a word for something we never use in our vocabulary. This one means tickling and it’s supposed to be for the guys. All I can say is, it doesn’t work for me. But, who knows, try it on your guy and see if it works. Be warned. If he is like me, it might be a form of birth control.
Spend His Money
I’m not sure I understand this one let alone agree with it. Evidently, being in a financially destitute position makes a man want to procreate to increase his worth. In other words: being broke makes you horny. Men, don’t try this at home. After the orgasm, you are still broke.
Arm Pits
Does a man sweating make you horny? I am getting images of women smelling under men’s arms like dogs sniffing another dog’s butt. I have never seen that happen. Yet, according to a scientific study, it is our natural musk that turns a woman on. Pit stains might even help get her into the mood by raising her expectations. How about it ladies? Does this ever happen outside of a lab? Or is this just two scientists wanking off in the lab?
Robots
Japan actually did a study on this. They had men touch certain parts of a robot’s body. The more private the area, the more the men became aroused. (I wonder if this works on coffee pots as well?) For men, this shouldn’t be surprising. Ever hear of a blow up doll? Why do you think they put the inflating mouthpiece where they do? It is the only time you will see a straight guy give a blow job.
What turns you on?
