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What the hell have you been doing? What do you mean you have never seen “Hot Bikini Beans?” It’s only one of the hottest made for YouTube series of the year! Described as “a dystopian comedy series that follows a pair of baristas named Robin and Cassie” the series just seems to get better and better with each new episode. If you don’t believe me…check out these Top 10 reasons you’re going to love it or be offended or possibly confused, but in the end you’ll want to see more!
1. All the creeps! Episode 1
Nearly every episode has at least one creep who just can’t control his eyes or possibly his hands when he stops to grab his morning Joe. Take a look…we dare you to count the creeps!
2. It will really anger extreme feminists Episode 3
We love fan mail…even if it’s from angry feminist extremists. You have to expect there will be someone offended. I mean the show is based around a couple of women in skimpy bikini’s serving coffee out a window that places the recipient at eye level with the bazooms!
3. The kids are going to love it Episode 1
Just take a look at those faces…the kids love this stuff…just like every other dirty human out there.
4. The police love Titty Tuesday Episode 2
If you’ve never heard of “Titty Tuesday” you’re missing out. I mean, if the cops love it, it must okay right? Don’t believe me? Check out episode two for a full education on the events of the “Hot Bikini Beans” week.
5. Meth is a part of life Episode 3
It’s just a fact…drugs are everywhere. Meth being one of the most prominent in recent years, so we decided it would only be appropriate to include this in our list of reasons to watch “Hot Bikini Beans”…it tries to feature current social issues.
6. It’s offensive Episode 3
If you’ve taken our advice at this point and watched even a single episode this one won’t surprise you.
7. It’s dangerous! Episode 4
If it doesn’t hook you with the excessive amount of skin, the appeal to family, the coverage of recent social issues…it will surely snag you with the amount of danger that is packed into each episode. “Hot Bikini Beans” seems to pride itself on pushing the limits so the shooting of a coffee shop manager should come at no surprise. Check it out to see what else they toss in.
8. It’s awkward… Episode 5
Let’s face it, men are awkward when it comes to controlling themselves around half naked women. “Hot Bikini Beans” knows this and capitalizes on this well known social factor in epic proportions.
9. It’s sexy? Episode 3
Okay…in some areas it’s not so sexy. But there is still skin and coffee so that’s pretty hot in our book. Ignore the not so sexy parts or do like we did, and laugh hysterically at them, rewind them, and laugh some more.
10. You are going to want whatever she had yesterday Episode 4
The whole premise of “Hot Bikini Beans” is hot chicks in skimpy outfits peddling America’s favorite drink. But, like with everything this series does, they push that to the limits. Remember our reference to meth…well…just watch for yourself.
There’s so much to offer with this series we decided to toss in a few bonus reasons. Check em out and then get over to YouTube, watch every episode and send us your top reasons for loving this series!
Bonus 1. It has elements of game of thrones (incest) Episode 6
“Game of Thrones” is so huge “Hot Bikini Beans” decided they would toss in some of the most controversial portions.
Bonus 2. It’s a family show Episode 6
If there’s boobs, there has to be babies right? I mean after all…the coffee does need some milk right!?
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