7 Products You Can Use To Hide Your Alcohol

It doesn’t matter if you’re trying to appear sober at a family party, or if you’re trying to sneak alcohol into a concert to avoid paying $10 per beer. Either way, products meant to conceal your alcohol can come in handy. As long as you’re sneaky when you sip, no one will have any clue you’re spending the night drinking. If you’re interested in that idea, here are a few products you can use to hide your alcohol.

Wine Rack Bra

Not only does this bra make a woman look like she has double Ds, it also stores drinks for her. Similar to a Camelbak, the wine hidden inside of the bra has a tube attached to it, so you can suck on it when no one is looking. It’s one of the easiest ways to sneak booze into a concert or a bar. Unless you get frisked before you go inside, no one will realize you’re carrying around free drinks with you.

Tampon Flasks

There aren’t many benefits to getting your period, but getting to carry around this flask is one of them. It’s rude for others to go through your pocketbook, but even if they do, there’s no way they’re going to take a second glance at your tampons. Of course, you should probably wait until you’re safely inside of a bathroom stall to gulp down the liquid from this tube, or the jig will be up.

Flask Tie

Women aren’t the only ones who can get away with smuggling alcohol. There are also flask ties men can use to sneak alcohol into weddings and funerals. They come in plenty of different colors and designs, which means you can buy a different one for each day of the week. Plus, the same company that sells the product also sells flask scarves you can buy for your partner.

Flask Phones

This flask looks just like an iPhone, which means it’ll blend right in. The area that looks like the headphone jack is actually the spot you’ll use to sip out of, and the back even has a bottle opener. Just be careful about using it in front of certain people. You don’t want your partner to assume you’re cheating on them after they catch you with a second cell phone.

The Walking Cane Flask

You don’t have to stop drinking once you get older. This walking stick, which doubles as a flask, will help you keep your balance after you get drunk. You can buy one with an American flag at the top, a baseball at the top, or even a cork at the top. It makes for the perfect gift.

Flip Flop Flasks

Most people walk around in flip flops during summer, so you might as well buy a pair that double as a flask. That way, whenever you get tired of walking around the beach, you can take a seat in the sand and cool off with a drink that comes straight out of your shoe.



Which one of these items would you use to store your alcohol? How do you sneak your alcohol in?



Holly Riordan
Holly Riordan
Holly is an aspiring sci-fi writer who currently writes lifestyle articles for All Women Stalk and News Cult. She's a fan of comedy movies, ridiculous puns, and is the owner of a pup named Ferris (last name Bueller).