There’s something simply fascinating about sex.

Whether you like to have it, talk about it, read about it, or fill your computer with viruses watching it, most humans can’t completely avoid sex in their everyday lives. For those of you that want to add another channel to engage in it, there are even some video games that will let you get your groove on.


1. Mass Effect

Floating in space, taking out Reapers, getting laid by aliens – the Mass Effect series has it all! By doing specialized missions for your team mates to get your affinity up, like taking out their rival or revisiting their home world, you will eventually form a relationship with some of them which will lead to one of them visiting your chambers for alone time.


2. Dragon Age

Also created by the developer behind Mass Effect and BioWare, Dragon Age is a fantasy series where you create relationships with your party members to ultimately see your love come to fruition. Through quests and tons of dialogue, towards the end of each game you will have your pick of which crazy party member to touch inappropriately.


3. Fable

Ah yes, time for another raunchy Western role-playing game! Called by many the “Fantasy Grand Theft Auto,” this game of moral decisions is a popular choice for those looking to catch a virtual STD (no really you can). By giving someone you fancy a few chocolates, flexing a bit, and being at least moderately famous, you can easily get someone to make whoopie with you.


4. Grand Theft Auto

What, killing thousands of innocent people and stealing cars isn’t enough for you? The Grand Theft Auto series is also great for living out your fantasies of hiring a hooker and then driving off into the sunset with a stolen Volkswagen Beetle. GTA V even allows for first-person point of view action, so you can really feel the interactivity!


5. The Sims

If there was ever a game that truly represented what sex is, then it’s the Sims series. Whether it’s talking about things that have nothing to do with what’s going on, making inhuman noises that sound more like aliens, or going right to watering the plants once it’s done, The Sims is more like a sex simulation game than anything else.


Additional image: Kotaku

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