You’ve heard of Tinder and Match, but those aren’t the only two dating sites out there. In fact, now there is a branded dating app that you won’t believe actually exists. It’s called Sizzl, which is an app created by Oscar Mayer. Although they’re mostly known for their hot dogs, they’ll soon be known for bringing couples together. How does it differ from traditional dating applications? Well, Sizzl asks you to specify your bacon preferences in your profile, upload your photos, and then start swiping. If you think that that’s weird, then wait until you see these other crazy dating apps:
This app is just what it sounds like. It actually allows you and whoever you’re matched up with to state whether or not you want to have sex with each other. There’s even an option that says that you’re intoxicated, but you’re still good to go. It sounds ridiculous, but it can save couples a lot of time and confusion. Your dates won’t seem as stressful if you know from the start whether or not your partner wants to go back to your place.
This is an application meant for people with STDs. It allows you to see if you’re STD-compatible with the people that you find attractive. That way, you won’t have to worry about spreading anything. If you two already have the same disease, then you won’t have anything to worry about.
Have you ever gotten horny while on a plane? Well, then you’ll find use for this app. It allows you to find other people on the same flight as you who are feeling frisky. If you end up matching yourself up with someone, then you two get to find an unoccupied bathroom that you can enter together. Then, you can join the mile high club with a complete stranger. There’s no better way to start or end your vacation.
This is a dating app meant for people who are embarrassed to use dating apps. You’ll start off by filling out your profile and uploading your pictures, just like you’d do with any other application. However, it only gives you an hour to search for others to hook up with. After that hour, your profile will be erased completely, so you need to find someone attractive fast and trade numbers with them before your time is up. If you’re looking for a quick and meaningless hook-up, then this is the best place to go.
If you’re worried about contracting an STD, or finding a partner who can’t get it up, then you should use this strange app. It actually allows you to look at your potential partner’s medical history. That way, you can see the last time he went to the doctor and what medications he’s taking. To some, it sounds like stalking; but to others, it’s just research.