Life is funner with a dirty mind. There are phallic shapes all around us, because innocent-minded businessmen don’t realize, or maybe they do, how raunchy the items they’re manufacturing appear. While it could cost a company some money, at least the products give customers a well needed laugh. Here are a few of the most unfortunate objects that look like dildos, but aren’t:

Water Wigglies

Any 90s kids will remember these squishy toys. Their only purpose was for children to move the liquid back and fourth in their hands. As innocent as the action seemed, others have dubbed them “hand job toys,” because they have taught children everywhere a method they shouldn’t have mastered until their teens or twenties.

Play-Doh’s Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset

Hasbro actually had to recall this toy because dozens of parents filed complaints. The tool came with a cake play set, and was meant for squeezing “icing” out of. However, it looked way too similar to a sex toy, especially since the tip of it ejaculated Play-Doh.

Hair Curlers

This product is meant for women, but not in the way you’d originally assume. Even though it looks like a fun dildo, it’s only meant for styling hair. However, any woman who owns one should probably keep it out of sight when visitors arrive. If they don’t notice the cord attached, it’ll make for an awkward evening.

Banana Cases

Creating a banana case that isn’t phallic would be difficult. That’s why a bunch of people complained to the company that released this product. When there’s not a fruit placed inside of the container, it looks eerily similar to a dildo. In fact, the hard, plastic container could probably be used as one.

The Largest Gummy Worm

The only thing worse than owning a phallic shaped object is putting said object in your mouth. There are oversized gummy worms, which happen to be the biggest gummy worms on the market, that look exactly like a double-sided dildo. They even have ridges on them, which gives them even more of a sex toy feel.

Bed Head Products

There are plenty of beauty products easily mistaken for dildos. There are small, rounded lipstick containers. There are eyelash wands and pencils. There are even hair products, such as Bed Head’s After Party. With a straight edge and a rounded top, it’s hard to believe it’s not a pretty, pink dildo.

Buildings

There’s nothing worse than erecting an entire building that looks like a dildo. It’s there for everyone within a few mile radius to see. Unless the city is willing to tear down a perfectly stable building in order to keep its clean image, the dildo will remain for future generations to enjoy.

 


What’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever seen that resembled a dildo?


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Holly Riordan
Holly Riordan
Holly is an aspiring sci-fi writer who currently writes lifestyle articles for All Women Stalk and News Cult. She's a fan of comedy movies, ridiculous puns, and is the owner of a pup named Ferris (last name Bueller).