It’s easy for sex to get stale when you’re always doing it in the same bed, under the same roof. But spicing up your love life isn’t as hard as you’d think. All you have to do is switch up your routine by doing the dirty in a risqué location. Here are a few of the most thrilling public places to get it on that probably won’t get you arrested:

In the Bathroom

 

A bathroom stall is the dirtiest place to do it (in more ways than one). It doesn’t matter whether you’re out at a fancy restaurant or walking around your college campus, because any place you go will have a restroom. Volunteer to play the part of a pioneer by checking out the bathroom, and if it’s empty, you can sneak your partner inside with you for some feisty fun.

In a Changing Room

Any room with a lock on the door is great for getting it on. If a worker asks you why you and your partner are crowding up the same space, then you can pretend that you need his opinion on your outfits. It’s a believable lie that shouldn’t get you kicked out.

In a Car

 

If you’re a goody two-shoes who can’t stand the thought of stripping in a public place, you should start off by having sex in the car. That way, you can park beside a forest, in a deserted parking lot, or even in your own driveway. If you choose the right place and have tinted windows, no one will have a clue what you’re doing, but you’ll still feel the thrill that comes with doing it outside of the house.

In a Closet

 

Parties are meant for doing crazy things. So the next time you feel frisky at a get together, don’t leave early so you can bang your boyfriend. Instead, try sneaking away together to find a decently sized closet. That way, you can get what you want without having your friends poke fun at you for being a party pooper.

On a Rooftop

 

What’s more romantic than making love while looking up at the stars? If your apartment complex has a flat rooftop, climb up there when no one’s watching and have sex until the sun rises. Just don’t moan too much, because you don’t want any of your neighbors to overhear and submit a noise complaint.

In a Forest

Stepping into the forest will bring out your animalistic side, which can make for some pretty wild sex. Just be smart about it, especially if you’re near a populated area like a park. Women should wear skirts, so they don’t have to remove all their clothing, and men should forget about underwear that day. It’ll make things easier.

In Your Backyard

You don’t actually have to leave your property to feel naughty. If the forest is too intense for you, then you should just head to your own backyard. As long as you don’t have any nosy neighbors or a pest problem, you’ll be able to experience the excitement of doing it in public without all the worry. Plus, if you get any dirt on you, you can have a second round of sex in the shower.

 


Where are your favorite places to have sex in public?


 

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Holly Riordan
Holly Riordan
Holly is an aspiring sci-fi writer who currently writes lifestyle articles for All Women Stalk and News Cult. She's a fan of comedy movies, ridiculous puns, and is the owner of a pup named Ferris (last name Bueller).